These are the people that make this world livable for me. Were we to take the words of Kelis literally, it would stand to reason that she could bring the entire population of the world's men to the yard. As the current world record for a milkshake is is 6,000 gallons, the 356 gallon shake is highly probable. Applying that to the male population of 451,826, we get the approximation that 78,618 of these men are African-American. Applying our previous variables for race and gender, we are finally left with the number 5,689 African-American men within a square mile of what we are working with to be Kelis' neighborhood. The current population of the world is 6,388,971,752 people. Could one milkshake be that powerful, as to bring all the boys to the yard? I don't smoke pot more than twice a year, and usually only one toke, but I push all the air out of my lungs and take a toke til I cant breathe in anymore, and then hold it til I cant anymore, and usually all the smoke is absorbed and none breathes out. The other day while I was peeing I thought how awesome it would be if I could move to Germany and just work and start anew with Mrs. The seams had begun to loosen as well, and finally, one day, my mother put it in the back of the coat closet in the hallway next to the front door. Another episode of the Running Man Saga in which he has a secret weapon!